MY KINDA LOVER Lohan

Guess what?! Sort of off-the-wagon starlet Lindsay Lohan has a new friend, and it's a she! Courtenay Semel, 28-year-old daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, has been spotted everywhere with Lohan—most recently at a Los Angeles party thrown by hippy-dippy "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria. At the party, the duo were reportedly "with each other the whole night," allegedly partaking of various certified Sapphic bonding activities such as "holding hands," and telling people they were "roommates." Read between the lines, people: Lohan has dropped one-time lesbo friend Samantha Ronson and is probably totally doing it with Semel.

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