BLATHER, SPIN, REPEAT Bush soap
If your brother's in Iraq, your home's still rotting in New Orleans or you're currently being waterboarded, do we ever have a Christmas present for you! It's Scrubya, the handmade, vegetable based soap marketed as the one cleanser that can effectively clean up President Bush's messes. The brainchild of Kavita Pillay, a Boston filmmaker, Scrubya comes in three varieties: Smell the Damn Coffee!, Cameliza Rice and Neo-Con Coriander. Which is all good and clever. But will this soon to be Spencer's staple actually help anyone? Well yes, 75 percent of its proceeds are going toward Physicians for Human Rights. The rest will go back into this liberal, tree-hugging, granola eating, pinko company. And we're cool with that. [WaPo]