What do you get when give The Game scribe Neil Strauss, Married With Children pothead David Faustino, and Parker Lewis Can't Lose has-been (Was he ever even famous enough to be a has-been?) Corin Nemac their own weekly TV show on MySpace? The single biggest celebration of unencumbered douchiness since, well, VH1's The Pickup Artist.

According to a press release we just received, Strauss will be using Faustino and Nemac to highlight the rather shocking fact that there are still women out there susceptible to being "negged" and "IOI-ed." The first of eight webisodes, which will air weekly between now and Valentine's Day, features Bud Bundy trolling around with Nemac with a giant dildo fastened to his forehead. This is all you need to know about the direction in which the next seven episodes are headed.