Eggnog with Vicodin chasers. Meth-stuffed stockings. A carefully wrapped restraining order beneath the tree (is that Michael on the roof in a Santa suit?)—this year, celebrate the holidays the Lohan family way. And score it with music from the only Lohan yet to blossom into full-blown substance abuse or raging dysfunction: Ali. Years from now, after she's either emancipated herself and started her own fashion line or graduated from her third rehab and started her own fashion line, you'll reminisce about Ali's innocent years and sing along to this cute karaoke-in-the-basement-sounding classic. [emusic]

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