• Sniping: Wesley Snipes wants his trial moved out of Klan Kountry, aka, Florida, aka, the home of Disney, accusing prosecutors of "deliberately [choosing] the most racially discriminatory venue available."

• Self-loathing?: Despite recent bashings against the gay community, a Mitt Romney campaign ad somehow winds up on gay.com.

• If you can dream it, you can rape it: Starbucks sells coffee with a David Copperfield quote: "The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will.' Consider nothing impossible, then treat possibilities as probabilities."

• No thanks, God: Rudy Giuliani picks up a back-pat from evangeloony Pat Robertson, despite Hizzoner's record of supporting the gays.