WANTS TO EAT YOUR BABY Limbaugh

If there's one thing Rush Limbaugh hates, it's not doing drugs. If there's another, it's kids.

The prodigious righty showed his contempt for children once again this week with an attack on 18-year-old Alaskan Charlee Lockwood. In D.C. to speak to Congress about the effects of global warming on her home state, Lockwood broke down during her testimony, spilling tears all over the fancy furniture.

But Rush wasn't buying it. Her testimony, he said, made him "really want to puke" and was just another example of "Democrats exploiting a young child." Problem is, Lockwood is already a seasoned environmentalist, having previously visited D.C. and meeting with her representatives. Lockwood responded that she'd never listened to Limbaugh's show or even heard of him. Zing!

Naturally, this isn't Rush's first jab at America's youth.

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