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Lance's Daughter Shows, Tells Olsen

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Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell. But not Lance Armstrong's daughter. Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation. Yes, daddy's lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl's Texas school.

"Celebrities do this all the time," the source said.

Back before Armstrong decided to ditch his bros and take up with a barely legal ho, he himself was on the other end of the celeb-as-show-and-tell tradition. According to our source, he once accompanied ex-girlfriend Tory Burch's son to the tony Allen Steven School on New York's Upper East Side.

Comments

Whatever you may think of Mr. Armstrong's romance or Mr. Armstrong himself is fair game. But "part-time eunich?" If your story is to be believed, the remark is certainly not true. It was, however, offensive. And not particularly funny.

Posted by: guskatz on November 15, 2007 4:24 AM

I am SOOOOOOOOO offended at your term 'part-eunuch' to describe Lance Armstrong.

The man had cancer for God's sake. Have some respect. He's not my favorite womanizer...........Lance Armstrong has his faults, but no one deserves this description.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Consider me an x-reader.

Posted by: jlsdunn on November 15, 2007 7:34 AM

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