It was an emotional night for The Hills kids last night, especially Audrina and Justin Bobby. Out with the gang at hot new club Opera, Justin Bobby wore a sweatshirt tied 'round his head and appeared strung out on some fun drug, Ecstasy perhaps (confirming that JB's affinity for the '90s penetrates deeper than his hairstyle).

Justin Bobby didn't just ignore Audrina, as he often does. The straight-up roller made out with some trashy redhead chick right in front of her! Then he just strolled out of the place—a new L.A. club that's not yet banned Hills trash—with the girl on his arm. And he grabbed her tit for the camera, a particularly classy Justin Bobby move, or maybe just a touching Ecstasy moment.

Audrina confronted them, and the ginger trash was like,
"I did not kiss him, I did not nothing him." Christ. Audrina has the IQ of cardboard, but at least she she doesn't use double negatives.

Lauren took Audrina to the parking lot for a calm down. What are The Hills kids doing parking in some gravel lot—or parking their own cars, for chrissakes? If MTV was paying you to live your lame little life in L.A., wouldn't you valet?

But St. Lauren couldn't save Audrina from more Justin Bobby confrontations. Lauren watched from a distance in horror while some nameless friends inexplicably got into a car alongside the Justin-Audrina train wreck. It would have made for better TV if the tard-crossed lovers could have just parted ways in the parking lot, with Audrina going home with her roommate, but instead she and the dude got in the car together, and were chauffeured off into the night.

Audrina later told her co-worker that they just dropped Justin Bobby off, but it's a bit hard to believe. Either way ... AWKWARD!

So, it looks like it's finally breakup time for Justin and Audrina. Will it stick? Justin Bobby is, like, a drug man, and Audrina stands about as good a chance of staying clean as Britney. We're thinking we haven't seen the last of Justin Bobby.
And we don't just mean we expect to see him in the future hawking a hair system on QVC.

What we learned:

• Justin Bobby has got to be one hell of a lay. If Audrina has stuck it out this long, with him being a total dick in public, their private time must be pretty satisfying. And giving up a good lay ranks somewhere between quitting heroin and eating just half a box of Snackwells devil's food cookies.

• MTV refers to last night's episode as "the beginning of the end" on its website. Sounds like Adam Divello and Co. will bring back Mr. Hair Care in another episode.

• Like we said, Audrina has the IQ of cardboard.

• Audrina's non-hot co-worker, Chiara, told her Justin Bobby is bad news. Hills girls never listen to their mousy brunette co-workers. Did Heidi heed Elodie's advice about Spence? Negative. She stayed with the asshole and then stabbed Elodie in the back.

• Justin Bobby looked like he was going to cry when he and Audrina had their post-dramatic breakup meeting at Casa Lauren-Audrina. He also did his hair up in a special man-bun. When a dude almost cries and does his hair real special, you come back. You just do.

• Last night's episode ended with Frente's cover of New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle." This is not a song about endings, this is a song about ongoing codependence.