• Class of 2000 reunion: Al Gore will drop by the White House Monday to accept congrats from the man who stole the election from him, President Bush, for Gore's Nobel Peace Prize victory. The wedgie threat level has been raised to red.

• P-Mac, the player: Paul McCartney is spotted on two dates in 24 hours with Heather Mills look-alike Rosanna Arquette. Barbara Walters is apparently not related to this Macca fling.

• Occupational hazards: Former Seventeen editor and Cosmogirl founder Atoosa Rubenstein spills on mag life: "I started to look around and see a lot of people who were unhappy—they were anesthetizing themselves with gossip or alcohol or psychopharmaceuticals or affairs." But since her husband's a gazillionaire, she could just quit (or handle getting pushed out of) the biz.

• Teamwork: In yet another power move in its ascent to world domination, Facebook teams with ABC News for political coverage.

• Rich man roll call: Strapped for cash, the GOP seeks millionaire candidates to fund the majority sum of their own congressional races.