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The Boy George sex case has gotten even weirder, which seems sort of impossible when you think about it. Anyway, the New York Daily News reports that the singer "was ordered Thursday to stand trial after a Norwegian man claimed the singer handcuffed him to a bed and threatened him with sex toys. The former Culture Club frontman, whose real name is George O'Dowd, appeared in a London court, charged with false imprisonment." In case you skimmed that, we'll pull the best bit out for you: threatened him with sex toys. No word on specifics, but it's not hard to imagine a leering O'Dowd holding up a double-headed dildo and shouting "You see this? It was made in China." What a world. [NYDN]

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