As you're likely hearing, a guy in his 40s with what appears to be a bomb strapped to his chest with Duct tape is holed up in a Rochester, New Hampshire, headquarters of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. He's holding hostage two campaign workers (unconfirmed number). He has apparently released two other hostages, a woman and a child, and is demanding to speak with Hillary herself—probably wants to know if Clinton's health care plan covers batshit insanity. In the interest of equal time, he better be demanding to speak with Obama as well. [MSNBC]

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