"To tell you the truth, we kind of feel (a little) bad for him."

You should try harder to get over that.

-- SCAM

I made the mistake of going to his website. He claims to have been the double for Luke Perry. This guy must have smoked his resume. Same genus, similar species.
BTW, if I were going to rip off a catch-phrase, I'm pretty sure I would choose a more eloquent donor than America's Che wannabe, Keith Olbermann.

Right--it's only funny when you guys do it. Definitely.