For some reason, girls dressing like sluts on Halloween is as all-American as apple pie. But it looks like we're not the only ones who thought this "Sexy Anna Rexia" Halloween costume was a little off.

For only $38.99, this holiday website enthuses, you can "Show off your bones." The dress "includes a headband, choker looking like a tape measurer, a removable Anna Rexia heart badge, and ribbon tie belt resembling a tape measurer! Add fishnets or thigh high socks and the look is complete!" But Anna Rexia wasn't the only really awesome idea on the site. There's also "Sexy Hot Dish Pizza Girl" for $29.99 and "Sexy Teen Pink Cat" for $30.99. Because the only thing sexier than slutty anorexics is, apparently, slutty, underage anorexics.