12-STEPPIN' Lohan mends fences

• Temporary cease-fire: With Dina and Michael Lohan's divorce proceedings at a close, bored and sober Lindsay calls for family togetherness.

• Barring arrest: Ever-coy, ever-lame MTV lets slip a "surprise" announcement: Britney, bless her, is performing live at the 2007 VMAs!

• After School Special: Disney braces for the scandal that could maybe possibly (probably) be a birthday-suited Vanessa Hudgens.

• GOP: Not cool, man: Larry Craig continues to pretend that a decision to un-resign means he'll get to keep his job.

• Broverloaded with emotion: Love à la brode.

• Schooling fools: The FBI issues itself some self-hugs for discovering the hidden underworld of corruption in New Jersey.

• Fashion Week Exposed
• Mitt Romney's Green Sense of Humor

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