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Mitt Romney has fought hard to portray himself as a regular, decent guy, but a new website is giving Mitt a Romnoscopy. One page on romneyfacts.com is dedicated to exposing the former Massachusetts governor's youthful (and middle-aged) brushes with the law. On their own, the misdeeds are probably no worse than the petulant behavior of an average suburban dad, but when taken as a whole, they paint a portrait of a man prone to falling apart when faced with minor inconveniences (especially when he gets around water, or stuck in traffic). Some excerpts after the jump ...

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