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Chuck Norris Arrives in Iraq, Game Over

  • Chuck Norris lands in Iraq, but instead of eradicating Al Qaeda and instilling democratic government with a righteous tornado of roundhousing, he aims his figurative fists of fury at the political left, saying, "It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province ... It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media." [examiner.com]

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