FOUR SCORE Jolie, Pitt (Photo: Getty Images)
Maybe it's all that breaking up and making up with Brad Pitt, but it appears St. Angelina may be suffering from a bout of amnesia. Girlfriend tells Cosmopolitan UK that her reputation as a man-eater is as wrong as Brad's new clean-shaven look, claiming she's only had four lovers—not last Wednesday but, like, ever.

Assuming Ange consummated marriages with members of her ex-hubby club, that makes Jonny Lee Miller the de-virginizer (a nice pull for her Hackers co-star) and Billy Bob Thornton the second man to plant a flag in Angelina country. Bio-baby Shiloh looks enough like Mr. Pitt that we'll go out on a limb and say Brad's earned a notch on Jolie's self-proclaimed tight belt.

The weeklies are left to ponder the possibilities of the fourth man.

Star exclusively reveals that it's old actor/Playing God co-star Timothy Hutton. Apparently that "H" tat on the underside of Ange's wrist isn't, as she claims, for big bro James Haven, but for the Tim-ster. A source claims that she was devastated when he broke things off, and, afterwards, turned to smack and rug munching; we would not be at all be surprised to learn the source of this info is a wishful Timothy Hutton.

While In Touch also names Hutton as a potential suspect, they offer the suggestions of Alexander co-star Colin Farrell, lucky lap dance recipient Oliver Martinez, and some Italian guy named Daniele. They also do a really scientific poll where they ask in-office staffers, uhh, we mean, hundreds of totally objective people from all demographics and regions, if they believe Angie's only done four dudes; only 4 percent think she's telling the truth.

Us lets the Beowulf actress highlight her own revisionist history by reprinting a quote from a widely syndicated 2004 interview where she admitted to hotel room trysts with close friends.

But maybe Ange is telling the truth. Try this math at home: Subtract the number of people shagged while an intoxicating substance was in the room, the ones who never called again, the ones who you decided you didn't like midway through the act, and anyone across state lines ... it's less than four, right?