REMAIN ALARMED Osama

• Bin dying: Is Osama Bin Laden wearing some sort of strap-on beard in his latest video, or did he discover the rejuvenating power of scissors and Just for Men? Senators, the Director of National Intelligence Michael McConnell, and CNN's man-on-the-street mistress Jeanne Moos are wondering on 9/11.

• Smells like a winner: With the help of a "multisensory artist" and entrepreneurs, "Smellovision," TV and movies with a sniff track, is working its way back into homes and theaters. Amazing, as long as you can turn it off during The Biggest Loser.

• Dirty money: Hillary Clinton's campaign is returning $850,000 to 260 donors because fugitive fundraiser Norman Hsu brought in the cash.

• Indiana Jones and the long movie title: It's official, the new Indiana Jones movie will be called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The fanboys are not happy. Damien Hirst is.

• Who Wears Short Skorts?
• NYC Fashion Week Exposed

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