Milking the Juice Confession

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• They've done it: O.J. Simpson's confession, If I Did It, will be published—with added commentary from Ron Goldman's family.

• Vanity air-time: Fed up with reality-show competition, the Miss America pageant finds a new home and formant on TLC as a reality show.

• Little cop: Like a bad teen movie plot, English police forces employ 16- and 17-year-old officers.

• Keepin' it real: The wife of the $400 haircut, Elizabeth Edwards questions the authenticity of the Democrat presidential front-runners.

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