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• Shrill Hills: Heidi Montag's single "Body Language" (featuring a rapping Spencer Pratt) debuts on Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show.

• Hip-hop finances shipshape: 50 Cent beats out Kanye West in Forbes's top list of rappers-turned-entrepreneurs, but Jay-Z still lords over them all.

• Booty snatchers: R. Kelly says his 22-part hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet is an "alien" and says he'll finish the series when "the aliens decide to leave."

• Pity parade: The Break-Up star Jennifer Aniston plans to be in the film version of the popular self-help book He's Just Not That Into You, which she probably already knows a thing or two about.

• Awaken the hack: In its ongoing effort to ruin every movie ever, Hollywood remakes Bruce Lee's kung fu classic Enter the Dragon.

• Beating Back the Hordes at Paris Launch
• Kindly Baca Stumps for Star Pals

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