eXile Responds to Maroon 5's Threats


Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  

  • Either a brilliant meta-prankster or Maroon 5 lead meatstick Adam Levine's actual attorney has threatened action and demanded a retraction for a piece of satire published by the eXile, in which Levine is quoted as saying he broke up with tennis screamer Maria Sharapova because she was too quiet in the sack. The eXile's Mark Ames issues a long middle finger of a reply, ending with a call to readers to submit what such a retraction might look like. The reward for the best submission: "$300 worth of credit at the 'gentlemen's club' 'Violete,'" [NYO]