Say what you will about the watchability of Top Chef, but Kitchen Confidential author Anthony Bourdain's blogging about the cooking contest show is the savoriest thing since Hunter S. Thompson blogged about the Super Bowl for ESPN. Consider the battle he's currently cooking up with, his word's, "Madonna's asshat brother," (Christopher Ciccone), whose presence as a guest judge on the latest episode has riled up foodies and reality TV show followers alike. None, however, are more acerbic than Bourdain. [Bravo]