• Man of the people: Millionaire populist and presidential candidate John Edwards says he will divest himself of assets tied to lenders that foreclose on Katrina victims.

• Child @buse: A Chinese couple attempts to name their newborn "@" to "echo their love."

• Hasta la vista, Britney: Fancy pantsuit divorce lawyer reportedly says she's ready to ditch Spears as a client in her custody suit.

• Language lessons: In the tragic wake of The Hills star Heidi Montag's first single, good girl character Lauren Conrad promises she won't attempt a music career.

• Baby love: Officials in Arkansas accidentally pass a law allowing infants and children to marry. Underage drinking remains illegal.