• Leaky cauldron: Beating its Saturday release, blurred images of each page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows now available on torrent sites. In other news, $10 million magically disappears.

• Once more, with feeling: Senator David Vitter publicly apologizes again after being linked to Deborah Jeane Palfey's brothel service.

• Not simulated: Investigators find steroids, Xanax, and hydrocodone in the body of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, who killed his wife and son last month before hanging himself.

• Well done: In a case of instant karma, a Texas mother sticks a barbecue meat fork up the ass of a 17-year-old male after she sees him trying to rape her 7-year-old son.

• Coke yap: Daniel Baldwin adds to his long and forgettable on-screen career when ABC News's Primetime airs his rehab video diaries.