STONE FREE Rumer Willis

• Nothing but Rumers: Rumer Willis just happened to find herself in a La Quinta hotel room during a marijuana drug bust, somehow managing to avoid arrest and any further investigation.

• Tough Rove: White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove is issued a subpoena to testify about the dismissal of U.S. attorneys in the ongoing Gonzales-gate dispute.

• Bottle to throttle: An independent health panel finds that sauced-up NASA astronauts are allowed to fly on shuttle launches. Related: Space sabotage?!

• Smash my Gameboy SP: It's an all-clear at Long Beach Airport, where officials evacuated the premises due to the discovery of an exposed-wire version of a handheld game.

• Clive Davis Quashes Clarkson Beef
• The Hapless Prince Frederic von Anhalt

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