• Madge don't preach: According to a survey, the public finds Madonna to be the least green of Live Earth performers. But they do find her heart the blackest.

• Cheat sheet: Wanna find out if your husband or dad or brother paid a visit to the D.C. Madam? Apply for your copy of her phone records here.

• Ode to smut: When two stars the caliber of 50 Cent and the Timbersnake join forces it could only be to honor one thing: porn.

• Beauty blackmail: Anonymous persons are threatening to release "personal images" of Miss New Jersey unless she relinquishes her crown and all of the privileges entitled therein.

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