Missing The Hills? Desperate for a fix of breathless 20-something drama? Get ready for Frenemies, a docu-drama filming this summer starring New York power-gays Kristian Laliberte and Paul Johnson-Calderone as they try to scale the heights of international fashion.

Really, in Hills-speak, what are we talking? Laliberte tells Radar he sees himself in the Whitney role. "That girl has pluck and ambition and knows what she wants. I certainly am not Heidi—I am not ready to get married, especially not as a publicity stunt to an unemployed alcoholic." However, Laliberte views the show as more of A Simple Life meets Gossip Girl. "Paul is very 'Nicole Richie bohemian couture.' I feel more like Paris in that I always try to be in bed by 3 a.m."

But seriously, Laliberte promises the show isn't all fluff. "I think we don't really have anything to hide, and we work hard and play hard, and I think it could be interesting seeing two guys trying to accomplish their dreams while balancing the rather tempting social pressures of NYC."

Look for the frenemies themselves out on the town as they film in SoHo and the West Village. You'll have to wait several weeks for a release date and network as the deal is still under wraps.

Brace yourself for air-kissing a plenty.