CAP'N JACK Nicholson(Photo: Getty Images)

• All play: Jack Nicholson may be really old with a sizeable rack, but he's still got ladies spilling from the sides of his boat.

• Busted: Sen. David Vitter appears on the D.C. Madam's list and his wife might want a lot more than an apology. In 2000, Wendy Vitter said, "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

• Diva alert: In order to interview Madonna backstage at Live Earth, reporters were required to make constant eye contact with her.

• Ho no they didn't: Word warrior Rev. Al Sharpton lets TMZ know that it's no longer acceptable to refer to a woman as a ho. Even if it's Beyoncé.

• Broadway Bass: Lance Bass is set to make his not at all anticipated Broadway debut in Hairspray, continuing to defy the odds by not drifting off into obscurity.

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