With the final book and a new movie both coming out this month, Harry Potter fever is cresting—and no one's more excited than the lazy copy chiefs of the world.

In between July 11, when Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix opens in theaters, and July 21, when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hits bookstore shelves, you can expect an avalanche of "Harry Potter and the Blankety Blank" headlines. In fact, it's already begun ...

"Harry Potter and the Sinister Spoilers"—Time, July 9, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Gyrating Book Sales"—The New York Times, July 2, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Vanishing Profits"—The Star Press, June 27, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Kiss with a Co-Star"—The People, June 24, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Pallor"—News Daily Record, June 23, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Hacker's Surprise"—Newhouse News Service, June 22, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Order of Back Taxes"—The Daily Yomiuri, June 13, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ire"—The Times Educational Supplement, June 8, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Big Florida Theme Park"—The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, June 1, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Adverbs"—Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, May 27, 2007

"Harry Potter and the Interminable Wait"—The Oklahoman, May 26, 2007

"Harry Potter and the First Class Stamps"—Agence France Presse , May 21, 2007