PRICE FIXING Barker, O'Donnell

With the recent revelation that erstwhile View-er Rosie O'Donnell will meet with Price is Right producers this week following a ringing endorsement of her by Bob Barker, the big question now is not will Ro take over, but what changes she'll make when she does?

A few humble predictions:

• Rosie does away with the phallic microphone that graced Barker's hand for 35 years, replacing it with something a little more kid friendly.

• Barker's beauties are sent packing in favor of Rosie's Cutie Patooties.

• Plinko becomes Pinko, in honor of Rosie's ties to the communist party.

• The rules of Push Over are changed from having to push the numbers over to reveal that correct price of a prize to having to push Rosie over for a prize.

• A new game debuts: Spin the Wheel of 9/11 Truths.

• Rosie signs off the show with a new version of Barker's PSA: Help control the conservative population, have your Republican friends spayed or neutered.