TRIES HARD Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis: The Live Free or Die Hard star is taking the "Live Free" part very seriously. He was spotted kicking game to a girl barely older than his 18-year-old daughter, Rumer, last weekend—right under Rumer's watchful gaze.

Steve Martin: The SNL regular has just penned his autobiography. The tome, called Born Standing Up, will emerge from the womb in November.

Laura Albert: The JT Leroy hoaxter is ready for her close-up. Albert told Page Six that she wants to pose for Playboy. "I would really dig it," she said. Albert was unmasked as the author behind the nonexistent Leroy's two books, Sarah and The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, last year.

Madonna: Her Madgesty just purchased another London home, this one right next door to her current manse. Rumor has it the $12 million home is earmarked for Kabbalah leaders to hold religious meetings. Doesn't she know Kabbalah screams 2003?

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