Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: The barely legal duo banned PDAs and cell phones from their 21st birthday party so they could cash in on the exclusive photos themselves. Do they really need that kind of chump change when they earned a reported $40 million last year?

Kate Middleton: Classy Kate, the ex-girlfriend of Prince William, has turned down lucrative offers from tabloids to dish on her affair with the future HRH. Word on the street is she's hoping for reconciliation and possibly a crown of her own.

Zach Braff: The Scrubs star is cementing his toxic bachelor reputation. Ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore reportedly has a song on her forthcoming album, Wild Hope, about Braff's cheating ways. Braff was also getting "touchy-feely" with actress Shiri Appleby at Shakespeare in the Park earlier this week. Maybe they should change the expression to toxic Braff-elor.

Jerry Seinfeld: Had dinner with fellow Hebrew Steven Spielberg recently. "For a Jewish boy who grew up on Long Island to have dinner with Steven Spielberg is like being bar mitzvahed twice," Seinfeld admitted.