SOCIALLY AWKWARD Allen

Lily Allen: The British Smile songstress is tearing up the social scene on this side of the pond. She got so wasted at a Tinsley Mortimer soiree in the Hamptons that Lily "kept calling Tinsley 'Ashley Winksdale.'"

Rachel Roy: Was seen sparring with mogul hubby Damon Dash in New York City. Onlookers claim Damon was "in an altered state" when he went off on his fashionista wife for flirting with another man.

Barbara Walters: Lady Walters was not upset to lose out on the Paris Hilton interview nabbed by Larry King. Barbara told gossip Queen Mum Cindy Adams that the Hilton interview, "Felt ... sort of ... tawdry. The whole thing somehow was beneath me."