"Is the Helio Ocean better than the Sidekick?" asks a story featured on the Yahoo homepage Thursday. Keep up: Helio is owned by Sky Dayton, a Scientologist and close personal friend of Tom Cruise. Yahoo is headed by Terry Semel, another Cruise buddy. Both men were quoted in a recent People.com article about how "shockingly normal" Cruise's homelife with wife Katie Holmes is. Conspiracy, or just a bunch of high-powered, Xenu-philic guys who like to help each other?

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