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Foxy Brown: Earlier this week, Foxy discovered that her ex-boyfriend was a pimp who was subsequently beaten and jacked by a gang of angry hookers. Yesterday, Foxy added to her personal woes by showing up late to a probation meeting. With all her weave gluing, pimp banging, nail-salon assaulting antics, Miss Foxy's like a walking Jerry Springer episode.

Victoria Beckham: Posh has a tricked-out closet just like Cher did in Clueless! In Touch reports that Vicky's new boudoir in her Los Angeles home includes "a leather floor ... [and] a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing, and a camera to give her a 360-degree 'cat scan' of her outfit before she steps out."

Nicole Kidman: The Oscar-winning star is adding to her already bulging repertoire of spokesperson gigs by shilling for Nintendo. With all that botox she is starting to look pretty cartoon-y.

Ashley Olsen: Ash is rumored to be none-too-pleased at sister Mary-Kate's choice of beau. She'll have to suck it up for now, as Mary-Kate and Max Snow are "practically living together."

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