CELL OUT Pitt

Brad Pitt: Though he's been busy playing supplicant to Santa Angelina, Brad still finds time to make a few million shilling for Japanese cell phones.

Ellen Barkin: The Ocean's Thirteen cougar was spotted pawing at Ralph Fiennes Sunday night at the Mercer in New York. Barkin was spotted "holding hands and cuddling [with Ralph] before going up to his room." At least Ralph's banging on solid land these days.

Jessica Simpson: Not surprisingly, J-Simp has been spending loads of time with her father/Svengali Joe since her break-up with John Mayer. When things go awry in your love life, you always go back to the man who helped fit you for your first bra.

Fran Drescher: Will it be Representative Nanny after the next election? The sitcom star told Ladies' Home Journal that she's considering a run for congress, following in Sonny Bono's hallowed footsteps.

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