The Mean Girls who stalk the comment boards at Park Avenue Peerage hoping one of the newly minted "socials" makes a fashion misstep just lurve to hate downtown princess and filmmaker Arden Wohl. But imagine their shock on opening the July issue of Vogue to see Ms. Wohl in all her BoHo glory splashed across four coveted pages in a shopping story shot by Jonathan Becker. And nary a headband in sight! Okay, a tiara by Temperley London snuck its way in there somehow, and there was mention of "head things."

On the experience, Wohl tells Radar, "Everyone at the magazine is really lovely."

The amount of real estate she commands in the issue is striking, as is the title of the piece, the arch "Acquired Tastes." Read up, competitive socialites, and take notes. This is a lady who has Anna Wintour's seal of approval. The wit and wisdom of Wohl after the jump ...

ON "HEAD THINGS": "Oh, my goodness, I love tights. With patterns and textures. They're the best. Tights and head things."

ON REPTILES: "Do I look like a lizard? I really feel reptilian. Clothing is meant to be fun, right?"

ON HEMLINES: "I like things long and loose, or short."

ON NERDY TRENDS: "Suspenders are in now."

[Full-size scans after the jump!]