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The View to a Kill



Divergent views: The tension between "big, fat, lesbian, loud" Rosie and "innocent, pure, Christian" Elisabeth Hasselbeck reaches a new high on The View. The ladies have three weeks left to not kill each other: Will they make it?

Sexy Al redux: Seems we're not the only ones who remember a younger, slimmer Gore. The man himself chooses a photo from his trimmer days for his latest book, The Assault on Reason (in which George W. Bush is indexed under "Reason" and "lack of").

Move over Giuliani: Hot on the heels of his South Carolina dust-up with the former New York mayor, Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) blames Dick Cheney for 9/11.

Sparks flies: American Idol season six draws to a not-so-surprising conclusion as 17-year-old Jordin Sparks beats out Timbersnake wannabe Blake Lewis.

He can write: In fall 2008 the world will witness the arrival of, believe it or not, more Borat. This time in the form of a double-titled book, Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A and Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Wall of deceit: The judge in the Phil Spector murder case rules that a criminologist hid evidence from the prosecution.

Poor conservatives, it must be hard for them to face the truth. Specially when their faith on the government are based on lies and decievs. Rosie may leave the view, but there are thousands of people in the country who will continue condemnning the horrible war on Iraq that cost thousands of inocent lives.

Posted by: Templaria on May 24, 2007 10:42 AM

Jagshemash!

I be Jonny the Monkey, #1 most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat - who list Jonny as favorite televisions star on his Myspaces page - still only #4 most famous celebrity, even after great success of movie film. But maybe make #3 most famous after publish book!

Jonny hope Borat mention me in new tour book about glorious Kazakhstan, since Jonny most successful star for childrens TV there and also make many porno film.

Unfortunate newest film "Teletubbies Porno" not quite make Jonny star in U.S. and A. yet, but it great success in all 7 Kazakhstan movie theaters! It break all box offices recording for year and so fars earn more than 300 of your U.S. dollars! *High Five*

Great success also mean many sold-out theater showings which cause four streets riot in capital city! That be even more riotings than last year when woman caught sneak into voting booth!

Chenquieh!

NOTE: This comment was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and typed those words here.

Posted by: JonnytheMonkey on May 24, 2007 12:51 PM

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