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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Meet the Also-Rans: Michael Jesus Archangel![]() CANDIDATE, SWORDSMAN Archangel Michael Jesus Archangel has "been at war with the homosexual Satan and his leftist queer devils and demons" for a while now. The presidential candidate from Michigan also runs a private investigative agency and a fascinating "Cosmic Reserve Bank" that prints "heavenly banknotes." This currency is used to pay women who, according to testimonials on his website, are flocking to his modeling agency. He can be reached by phone or e-mail, but you're out of luck if you want to fax him since the number is "CIA Top Secret Ultra-Grade." MORE ALSO-RANS
I didn't realize Olan Mills kept swords and daggars in their portrait prop box. Posted by: tiny-robot on May 9, 2007 11:23 AM Advertisement |
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