It's always tedious getting a talking to for being drunk. But when the chastising comes from your 16-year-old daughter while you're lying down wasted, shirtless, slaughtering a cheesburger—and to top it off you're David Hasselhoff—it's downright annoying. (K.I.T.T. would have never let things get this out of hand.)

UPDATE: It seems the above video was shot as an intervention on the part of alcoholic Hoff's concerned daughter, Taylor. His lawyers have fired out his statement: "[T]here was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game.... The tape made by my children was never meant to become public but was obviously released by my estranged wife, who has her own agenda."

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