Paul Rudd: In the trailer for the forthcoming comedy Knocked Up, Paul Rudd's character says marriage is like "an unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond." In an interview with Men's Journal, the real Rudd says, "I have trouble with long-term things ... roles, songs, video games. That's why I was afraid of marriage, because it was like a lifelong game of Madden."

Andre Balazs: Since breaking up with on-again-off-again flame Uma Thurman, hotelier Balazs is spotted with phone-chucker Naomi Campbell.

Ed Burns: Speaking of crazy bitches, director Ed Burns admits to meeting a few in his day. "I dated some crazy bitches that did crazy stuff," Burns tells the Post at the after-party for his film, Purple Violets.

Ellen Barkin: The Ocean's Thirteen star speaks to Parade about her decision to sell the $20 million dollars worth of jewelry that ex-hubby Ron Perelman gave her. "I didn't want to look down at my hand and be reminded of why I left him. I didn't need to carry around the baggage of a man who had tried to make me Mrs. Somebody. The jewelry wasn't a trophy for me. It was more like a battle scar."

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