Pamela Anderson: The former Mrs. Lee comes clean to her kids about the porn video she made with their father, Tommy Lee, because the boys, Dylan and Brandon, wanted to see Borat, and Pam and Tommy's honeymoon antics are a prominent plot point. Anderson told them, "You know, when your dad and I were first together, we used to video tape everything. Everybody's naked, hugging, kissing, all that good stuff, and someone stole the tape. And I remember when we were watching the film and Dylan goes: 'You mean everybody has seen this?' And I said, 'Yes.'"

Jamie Kennedy: The diminutive star has sizable cojones. Kennedy was spotted in Miami last week trying to pick up women (including newly crowned America's Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez) with the line, "Hey, do you want a vodka roofie?" Miss Cha Cha Diva told him to talk to the hand.

Tori Spelling: The new mommy has some skeletons in her frilly closet. Apparently her husband, Dean McDermott, wasn't man enough to tell his ex-wife he was leaving her for the soap opera heiress. Mary Jo Eustace heard the news from Page Six ... on her birthday. But don't worry about Mary Jo—she's taking the Hollywood high road out of the divorce by shopping a script about the public break-up around Los Angeles.

Heidi Klum: Has affectionately nicknamed her ample breasts "Hans" and "Franz" because "they're German." Also, because they're here to "pump you up."

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