REICH WING Bowles

John Taylor Bowles is "the White People's Candidate." A full-blown neo-Nazi duded up like a jack-booted storm trooper, Bowles believes his candidacy is appropriate because it is "time for white people to put a real white man in the White House." (Bush, apparently, lacks purity.)

If American voters agree, white people can expect free health care, lower food prices (through the elimination of the "kosher tax"), lower taxes (by cutting off aid to Israel), and the orderly deportation of all non-whites to Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. All white soldiers can expect to be recalled from overseas duty and be placed on the Southern border so they can help "stop the invasion."

Bowles is a former U.S. Department of Agriculture employee. According to his most recent FEC disclosure, the only contributor to the Bowles campaign is Bowles himself. Choose or lose, America!

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