CALLING ALL NETROOTS Morrow

Radar asks: Why should the race for our country's highest office be dominated by stage-managed mainstream candidates? Get to know the underdogs in the '08 presidential race—genuine mavericks without massive campaign coffers, high-paid strategists, or insurance plans that cover mental health.

"My plan is to get elected President of the United States by using the Internet and word of mouth," says Phillip R. Morrow, a conservative Texan who works at a sheriff's department. While he acknowledges the difficulties of running as an Independent, he's already written his inauguration speech, which climaxes with his telling the U.N. Secretary General and all U.N. ambassadors to get the hell out of his country.

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