Lord Have Mercy


Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  



Everyone Hates Them: The kooks from the Westboro Baptist Church are at it again, this time pissing off Warner/Chappell Music Inc., along with the rest of the sane world, with their parody of "We Are the World"—"God Hates the World."

Spin control: A surprise assist from gonzo gossip Ian Spiegelman prompts the longest item in Page Six history, addressing the latest round of bribery and free lap dance allegations by lawsuit-happy alleged extortionist Jared Paul Stern. Yowza!

Crying wolf: Helping lead a country into a disastrous war under false pretenses got Paul Wolfowitz a cushy job atop the World Bank. Paying his girlfriend a ton of money gets him fired.

Hip hop cops: A report reveals that the NYPD monitored Diddy, Jay-Z, and Alicia Keys prior to the 2004 Republican National Convention.

Sisterly bonding: Rumor has it that the Olsen twins are being courted to be the next Bond girls.