America Ferrera: The spritely Ugly Betty star takes in the crusty charms of Henry Kissinger at the Time 100 party. He keeps getting older, but his doe-eyed prey stays the same age.

Brandon Davis: Greasy Bear tries to go legit as an art dealer, hosting a star-studded (you know, Courtney Love, Devon Aoki, Mike Tyson) exhibition of photos by Raphael Mazzucco in Beverly Hills.

Cameron Diaz: Cam made the profound observation on the Today show that Hollywood is "like high school and celebrities are the popular kids." The chipper star may be the slutty cheerleader in this scenario, as witnesses report her taking in a sex show at The Box in NYC the night before her TV appearance.

Kirsten Dunst: Spider-Man 3 may be raking in the dough, but is Kiki right for the role of Debbie Harry in a Blondie biopic? Detractors say "She's not sexy enough."