WHO'S YOUR FATHER? McGreevey

And you thought the talk-show circuit and publishing and academic fields were the only options for outed former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey. Think again. He has applied to seminary school and is considering becoming an Episcopal priest.

Raised Catholic, McGreevey's pro-choice and pro-stem cell research views—plus the whole gay thing—had pretty much torched his chances with the Catholic church. He and his partner, Australian exec Mark O'Donnell, have been regulars at Saint Bartholomew's Episcopal Church in midtown Manhattan—and are rumored to have the entire Thorn Birds miniseries on DVD.

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