CLINK-BOUND Michael

• Jail-ed Michael: Washed-up pop star George is headed for the slammer on drunk driving charges.

• Beg for forgiveness: R&B star Akon apologizes for dry-humping an underage minister's daughter in front of thousands of concertgoers.

• Gonzales's brilliant new plan: Ask Congress to stop talking about his attorney firings.

• Bo Duked by eBay: The fellow who bought the General Lee for nearly $10 million may not have the cash.

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