THANKS, BUT NO THANKS Clinton

By now we've all heard that Oprah's got Obama's corner and Bill's got Hillary's. But what about the undorsements, those unsolicited proclamations of support from people who make their chosen candidates squirm? In this installment of the dubious contest, at least, Clinton is the undeniable frontrunner.

The Yeas and Nays gang cornered the D.C. Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, at Georgetown relic Nathans recently, where she said she is (much like the groudbreaking porn mogul Jenna Jameson) totally on Team Hillary.

In endorsing the senator, Palfrey and Jameson join an illustrious sisterhood of B-list supporters, including husky-voiced crooner Melissa Etheridge, nostalgist for all things lady-flower Erica Jong, ex-con Martha Stewart, and Elizabeth "dangerous with a mascara wand" Taylor. And it's not just the girls. Country legend Merle Haggard is also coming out for Hill.

With friends like these, who needs a democratically chosen campaign song?

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