• Nastier flavor than love: Vivid, with the help of porn broker David Hans Schmitt, plans to release a 40-minute sex tape by VH1 Flavor of Love 2 contestant Jennifer "Toastee" Toof and an unidentified male. Toastee, called a "cute, energetic, and a talented contortionist" by Vivid cochairman Steven Hirsch, was cut from Flavor of Love when it was discovered she appeared in porn films as "Natalia the Scissor Vixen." She's currently on VH1's Charm School and has been a guest on The Tyra Banks Show, according to Vivid. [NSFW grab from the video after the jump.]

• Bush uses his red pen: In a rare move, George W. Bush lives up to an Iraq war promise and vetoes a spending bill. Tonight he'll "explain his actions." Tomorrow Jon Stewart will explain them better.

• The green fairy is coming!: Finally, a brand of super-strong absinthe will be legal in the States. Fans of Impressionists and frat guys alike celebrate.

• That '70s mogul: Buoyed by the rabid success of Yo Momma, Wilmer Valderrama signed a major deal to bulk up his TV/film production company, WV Enterprises.

• Dannielynn touches down, eats: That $1 million NBC paid for access to baby Birkhead culminates in an exclusive Access Hollywood story about how much the infant ate on her flight to Kentucky.

• No Topshop for you!: American girls who tried to outsmart the UK system by ordering Kate Moss for Topshop online last night are now receiving e-mails that their orders have been canceled. You win this round, England ...